Hello from Maine

I'm at Mom's. I'm here for the weekend to make up for being such a lousy daughter and blowing off Mother's Day. Yes, I suck.

Mom and I are going to spend the weekend shopping and doing things around the house, as we usually do. We have already completed Cell Phones 101 and I will be conducting Cell Phones 102 in the morning. She's catching on well! Such a good student, even made a Cheezey Boca Burger for the teacher! Wheee!!!

So, if any brothers or sisters read this before Sunday night, call Mom on her cell. I just can't wait to say "Mom! Your purse is ringing!"